Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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