If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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