I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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