I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
