marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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