Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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