gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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