Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
My penis needs a shock collar
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
i believe in u and ur pee
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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