Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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