So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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