she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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