All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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