Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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