Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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