jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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