we're blogging at a bar
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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