The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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