he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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