oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Four minutes until I can fart!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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