Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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