thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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