oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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