Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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