She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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