there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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