well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
