We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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