More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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