check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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