there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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