hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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