What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Shame is for Republicans.
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