sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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