Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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