In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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