The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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