all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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