question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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