marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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