He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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