you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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