no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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