Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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