You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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