I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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