The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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