Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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