I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i believe in u and ur pee
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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