Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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