Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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