I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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