You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Can I color on your dick again?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize