Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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